{"product_id":"9798217190065","title":"A Parade of Horribles","description":"\u003cb\u003eIt’s off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series—featuring bonus material exclusive to this print edition.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they’re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e normal, a little \u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e simple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003ci\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/i\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it “a coming-out party for the ages.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eEverything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCarl hates that it’s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo Carl is planning a party of his own. It’s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can’t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it’s not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they’ve ever been.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eIncludes part eight of the exclusive bonus story “Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.”\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Matt Dinniman","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":51649201438776,"sku":"9798217190065","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2295\/4075\/files\/BNCImageAPI_116ea705-f915-4bd8-9875-1e7a723dfb54.jpg?v=1778528100","url":"https:\/\/www.litwineandbooks.com\/products\/9798217190065","provider":"Lit Wine \u0026 Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}